Photo Courtesy of: BistrosavageI had a friend growing up who was an idiot. I had a lot of friends growing up who were idiots. My mom actually home schooled me until we moved out of that town because she said "This whole school district is full of idiots!" (with a smile as only an old librarian can). This particular idiot (not my mom, she's not an idiot, just a poor and unclear antecedent, the first friend idiot I talked about) told me once:
"Dude, the best way to drive home drunk is take your hands, put them on the steering wheel at like ten and two, hold your thumbs up and then line your thumbs up with the lines on each side of your lane. Then all you have to do is keep your thumbs on the lines and you'll make it home fine."
1) The "best" way to drive drunk?
2) Every cop I've ever given the double thumbs up to instantaneously pulled me over and tasered me faster than an 80 year old woman.
3) I tried this sober once and killed six puppies.
What's the point dummy, your asking? In fact, your probably not asking that at all because nobody reads this blog but there is a point here. Stupid information exists and should not be used. Looking directly into my friends frigtarded eyes I understood he was wrong the moment he said it. But imagine if this was coming from a snazzy presentation or inside of a book that was in the business section at B&N. Imagine you had just paid ten dollars for this ebook and figured you needed to at least give it a try.
Are you good at spotting idiots? Are you good at NOT taking advice?
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